Glass was the first movie of this year that I was actually looking forward to but I should have learned by now that anticipation usually leads to disappointment. This is the movie that connects the 18 year old Unbreakable with the 2 year old Split, both great movies but putting them together kind of didn’t work. I’ll start … Continue reading Glass is a big disappointment
Hey, I know I’m late to the party here, so I’m going to make this quick and say that Aquaman stinks like a large collection of seaweed that has washed up onto the beach. That’s my best analogy for the movie which is basically trash. Well, we’re finally here, DC movie number 6 and, oh … Continue reading Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!
This is it. We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!
Introduction: WONDER WOMAN is a pretty terrible movie. Once again it’s made by hack writers who have realised that audiences appreciate some effort being put into their favourite superhero blockbuster cash grabs. I am grateful for their efforts but although some things are better, some things are alot worse. This is the first standalone DC movie … Continue reading Why I didn’t like WONDER WOMAN!!!
Introduction: Welcome to DC movie number 3 and things are only getting better from here. (Are you having a sarcasm overload yet?) Suicide Squad is the first DC movie to not focus on the Justice League. (To some extent.) This movie is supposed to be a first look at some sort of expanded universe where … Continue reading Suicide Squad – How to make a terrible modern blockbuster!
Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!
October starts off terribly with Marvel’s, I mean Sony’s, Venom. The best way to describe this movie is like when a little baby pushes off a hot bowl of spaghetti onto your very expensive carpet and what are you left with. So if you didn’t know because you once shared the same rock as me … Continue reading Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!
I’m not sure that many of you remember or were here at the time I did this, but back in late July I asked my followers which TV Superhero universe I should review. Over two months later I’ve finally gotten around to watching what I set out to do. Hooray! Prologue: Welcome to Bingeing & … Continue reading Bingeing & Complaining: Marvel’s Daredevil Season 1
Hello I'm the Child Friendly Blog Complainer, I'm like the normal Blog Complainer but I'm.... um......um... less cynical, yeah let's go with that. Every once in awhile we'll look at some movies intended for children, old and new, but mostly new. I shall review them and give them a score out of 10 and a … Continue reading The BC’s Kiddie Corner: Teen Titans Go! To The Movies & Christopher Robin
‘Kal, my son, when you were a baby on Krypton (your home) was on the verge of being destroyed because our government wouldn’t listen to reason and mined our planet’s core to the point that the life support was giving out. There are other pointless details but what matters is that you are on Earth … Continue reading Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon