So last week they released another Disney Live Action remake and only just now did I finally get around to seeing it. Hey, it’s one of those sequel remakes, so it doesn’t really count and it’s current box office gross proves my point. I have not seen the original Maleficent, mainly because I didn’t feel … Continue reading Maleficent: Mistress of Evil may be the best live action remake of this year.
The Lion King came out today and guess what?? I didn’t like it and yes it’s as bad as those other lifeless products. I’m yet to cover the animated classic in my Disneyathon series, but from memory The Lion King was my all-time favourite Disney movie. It’s a tale of a young lion finding his … Continue reading The Lion King is cancer.
Aladdin is finally here! I’m sure you don’t need to hear my thoughts because you’re going to see it anyway as it’s another Disney movie based on a beloved classic. All I will do is tell you that it’s garbage and a complete abomination on mankind – do not touch this filthy slimy product! I’m … Continue reading Aladdin a very rotten flick!
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 7: The End of an Era Now we have entered the Bronze Age of Disney animated. With their founding father no longer with them, all they have left are the table scraps of Walt's ideas. It's up to those who remain to make a good piece of entertainment … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 8: The Bronze Age
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 6: More Classics The seventh Disney movie of the silver age is Sword in the Stone and it’s certainly different. This is the first official Disney movie I had not seen before, which is mainly to do with my lack of interest. (Luckily I made this marathon series … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 7: The End of an Era
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 5: The Silver Age 1955 gives us Lady and the Tramp and guess what? I thought it STUNK! Think Romeo and Juliet and every other love story ever made, but with dogs. I never grew up with this movie, I think I rented it from the video store, … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 6: More Classics
The first Disney Live Action remake has arrived! It’s the one you were probably least looking forward too! With good reason as it totally sucks! About two months ago I reviewed the animated version in my Disneyathon series. I wasn’t overly rapt in it back then but compared to the more recent Disney movies I … Continue reading Dumbo is Really Dumb.
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 4: The Package Movies We're now entering The Silver Age of Disney Animated. This is the era where they had enough money to go back to making actual movies and it's the beginning of their climb to the top. We're in the early 1950's now and the war … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 5: The Silver Age
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 3: The Wartime Age Back to the Package films now and this one is called Fun and Fancy Free a title, I imagine the people who made this movie kept telling themselves their audience would feel. This movie consists of two shorter movies but since they lacked the budget at the … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 4: The Package Movies
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 2: The Golden Age Now we're entering the Wartime Age. During this era Walt Disney Animated was struggling a bit so they started releasing these 'packaged movies'. That's a movie comprised of multiple shorter movies. You're probably wondering why I'm covering these at all, you may be thinking they … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 3: The Wartime Age