We're on our way back to seeing the return of big budget movies and to start us off Disney and Kenneth Branagh give us Artemis Fowl, a movie that probably isn't the best start for this grand return to prime. I don't know anything about this series or the books it's based on, but I … Continue reading Artemis Fowl – An Underwhelming Mess
We all knew this had to come eventually and now it’s finally here. Frozen….2 baby. Yay! Frozen is up there with Minecraft and Fortnite as one of the easiest franchises to instantly dislike. I was a bit of a Frozen hater back when it first came out, but it’s mainly because I thought it was … Continue reading Frozen II expect the expected!
Hello, it's me, The Blog Complainer. I have been quite busy this week keeping up with five important tasks: Eating, sleeping and every other basic human need. Tying up social and work commitments for the year so I can chill out for the holidays. Me time. (Which is mainly gaming and writing my book.) Planning … Continue reading My First Impression of Disney+
So last week they released another Disney Live Action remake and only just now did I finally get around to seeing it. Hey, it’s one of those sequel remakes, so it doesn’t really count and it’s current box office gross proves my point. I have not seen the original Maleficent, mainly because I didn’t feel … Continue reading Maleficent: Mistress of Evil may be the best live action remake of this year.
The Lion King came out today and guess what?? I didn’t like it and yes it’s as bad as those other lifeless products. I’m yet to cover the animated classic in my Disneyathon series, but from memory The Lion King was my all-time favourite Disney movie. It’s a tale of a young lion finding his … Continue reading The Lion King is cancer.
Aladdin is finally here! I’m sure you don’t need to hear my thoughts because you’re going to see it anyway as it’s another Disney movie based on a beloved classic. All I will do is tell you that it’s garbage and a complete abomination on mankind – do not touch this filthy slimy product! I’m … Continue reading Aladdin a very rotten flick!
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 7: The End of an Era Now we have entered the Bronze Age of Disney animated. With their founding father no longer with them, all they have left are the table scraps of Walt's ideas. It's up to those who remain to make a good piece of entertainment … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 8: The Bronze Age
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 6: More Classics The seventh Disney movie of the silver age is Sword in the Stone and it’s certainly different. This is the first official Disney movie I had not seen before, which is mainly to do with my lack of interest. (Luckily I made this marathon series … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 7: The End of an Era
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 5: The Silver Age 1955 gives us Lady and the Tramp and guess what? I thought it STUNK! Think Romeo and Juliet and every other love story ever made, but with dogs. I never grew up with this movie, I think I rented it from the video store, … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 6: More Classics
The first Disney Live Action remake has arrived! It’s the one you were probably least looking forward too! With good reason as it totally sucks! About two months ago I reviewed the animated version in my Disneyathon series. I wasn’t overly rapt in it back then but compared to the more recent Disney movies I … Continue reading Dumbo is Really Dumb.