How to make your movie a Box Office Bomb!!

It's been a week now since Terminator: Dark Fate came out and according to a variety of different sources the movie lost around $100 million at the box office. Not looking good for Paramount, but still it made me think. My review of Terminator: Dark Fate was more positive than most of the other movies … Continue reading How to make your movie a Box Office Bomb!!

Terminator: Dark Fate might have a brighter fate for years to come.

Oooh great... Terminator is back. At the end of October the sixth instalment in the Terminator franchise was released because James Cameron and Hollywood are convinced that people still care about the Terminator. So the big question is should you care about Terminator: Dark Fate? My answer would be depends on what you’re looking for … Continue reading Terminator: Dark Fate might have a brighter fate for years to come.

Horrid Horrors 2019 – Final Week: The Haunting of Sharon Tate

Our final movie to end off this year of horror badness is probably the worst film I have seen come out of 2019. It’s so bad that I have no idea how I’m going to give my usual positive rating because literally everything is wrong with this film! Firstly, the title is not just misleading, … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Final Week: The Haunting of Sharon Tate

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil may be the best live action remake of this year.

So last week they released another Disney Live Action remake and only just now did I finally get around to seeing it. Hey, it’s one of those sequel remakes, so it doesn’t really count and it’s current box office gross proves my point. I have not seen the original Maleficent, mainly because I didn’t feel … Continue reading Maleficent: Mistress of Evil may be the best live action remake of this year.

Three Movies in One Review

Hello, it's me, The Blog Complainer and I have been busy at the movies. I have watched four movies in four days. I already made a separate review for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie so check it out if you're interested. Right now I'll be giving my thoughts on the other films I saw this … Continue reading Three Movies in One Review

Why El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie is not worth your time!

This post is dedicated to actor Robert Forster who played Ed the vacuum repairman. He tragically died on the day El Camino and this review was released.    Here is 2019’s most unnecessary movie. Well I guess that’s debatable, but still I don’t think this movie needed to exist. Breaking Bad is one of the best TV shows I … Continue reading Why El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie is not worth your time!

Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 2: #Horror

For movie 2 on week 2 we have a movie about cyber-bullying. GONE WRONG! #Horror, (I’m not kidding!) just the title alone should give you a good idea of what the next hour and a half holds. The toxic internet meets a dumb horror movie meets some tweens meets me and you have this review. … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 2: #Horror

Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 1: Satanic

Good evening ladies and gents. Welcome to a brand new series that only happens once a year and it's called Horrid Horrors. (Like the title?  The real horror was trying to come up with the damn thing.) Each week we will look at one terrible horror movie to dissect how insufferable or entertaining it might … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 1: Satanic

Joker was quite a show!

So Joker is finally available to the general public and, you wouldn’t believe it, but I was actually excited to see this movie. Not that I’m never excited to see most superhero movies, it’s just that there is a formula that works and, no matter how many times Marvel changes it slightly, they are all basically … Continue reading Joker was quite a show!

Ad Astra: 2019’s most thought provoking movie!

Oh damn it's my 150th post, Didn't see that coming, but anyway enjoy the review. Ad Astra is a new movie that just came out and it’s unique, to say the least. It’s about time, as I was getting a bit tired of watching the same old desperate cash grabs. The plot for this movie is … Continue reading Ad Astra: 2019’s most thought provoking movie!