Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Happy New Year everybody! It’s a great time to be alive as we’re at the beginning of a fresh new year and who knows where we could go from here? You know what, this may come out of nowhere, but I think I’m done with The Blog Complainer. I’m retiring. The year is two days … Continue reading Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

Hey, I know I’m late to the party here, so I’m going to make this quick and say that Aquaman stinks like a large collection of seaweed that has washed up onto the beach. That’s my best analogy for the movie which is basically trash. Well, we’re finally here, DC movie number 6 and, oh … Continue reading Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

The Santa Clause Trilogy

Twas the night before Christmas and no action has been made on The Blog Complainer's part on what he'll do for Christmas. He contemplated possible Christmas related posts but suddenly he heard arose such a clatter, it startled the small time internet critic. It was coming from above.  The Complainer reached for his shotgun and … Continue reading The Santa Clause Trilogy

JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

This is it.  We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

Creed II: The Boxing Event of a Lifetime!

We’re finally at December and hasn’t it been a great year? (While overlooking all the tragic and bad stuff, that is.) But anyway, it’s the Christmas month where everything is all jolly and cheerful and nothing is more cheerful than watching two brick houses punching each other in the face. Creed II came out almost … Continue reading Creed II: The Boxing Event of a Lifetime!

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Boredom

Hey, Goosebumps 2 is still out!  The first one was really boring but I wished I made a review on it. A Star is Born and Bohemian Rhapsody are still out.  Do any of you want another review of either of them?  There is no rule in the official Online Movie Critic Rule Book that … Continue reading Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Boredom

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Johnny English Strikes Out (Spoilers)

The Blog Complainer’s Journal, 30th of September 2018: The month of September has reached it’s end and September has been a bad month for entertainment: with the passing of Burt Reynolds, acclaimed comedian Bill Cosby sent to the slammer, Cavil and Batfleck dropping out of the DCEU, another season of Insatiable being confirmed, Telltale Games shutting … Continue reading Johnny English Strikes Out (Spoilers)

The BC’s Netflix Watch-a-thon: August 2018 (Disenchantment, Opening Night & Grease 2)/ 100 Followers Special

Welcome to the third instalment of The BC's Netflix Watch-a-thon and this time we're going to cut straight to the chase. We don't have time for me to show off my very nice living room that is definitely my living room. I want to discuss some things before we get to our movies and show … Continue reading The BC’s Netflix Watch-a-thon: August 2018 (Disenchantment, Opening Night & Grease 2)/ 100 Followers Special