The Watchlist: Episode 3 – Hellboy & John Wick

So Hellboy is back after an 11 years absence. Also John Wick is coming back next month. I have been planning on doing this for awhile as I haven't seen either of these franchises and here is my chance. So how we'll be doing this is I'll look at Hellboy, then John Wick and you … Continue reading The Watchlist: Episode 3 – Hellboy & John Wick

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part -A Follow-up

I know I’m late to the party, but I don’t care, I want to do this and I’m going to put forward my thoughts on The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. I remember how excited I was when they announced the first Lego Movie back in 2013 and I remember my friend and I … Continue reading The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part -A Follow-up

Glass is a big disappointment

Glass was the first movie of this year that I was actually looking forward to but I should have learned by now that anticipation usually leads to disappointment. This is the movie that connects the 18 year old Unbreakable with the 2 year old Split, both great movies but putting them together kind of didn’t work. I’ll start … Continue reading Glass is a big disappointment

How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World – Another Kids Movie

Our first official 2019 movie of the year is an animated movie, hooray! This is the first How to Train Your Dragon movie to have no number in the title and it’s also the first one to have a subtitle in the title. (Great unusual facts BC, now can you get on with it!) This … Continue reading How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World – Another Kids Movie

Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Happy New Year everybody! It’s a great time to be alive as we’re at the beginning of a fresh new year and who knows where we could go from here? You know what, this may come out of nowhere, but I think I’m done with The Blog Complainer. I’m retiring. The year is two days … Continue reading Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

Hey, I know I’m late to the party here, so I’m going to make this quick and say that Aquaman stinks like a large collection of seaweed that has washed up onto the beach. That’s my best analogy for the movie which is basically trash. Well, we’re finally here, DC movie number 6 and, oh … Continue reading Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

The Santa Clause Trilogy

Twas the night before Christmas and no action has been made on The Blog Complainer's part on what he'll do for Christmas. He contemplated possible Christmas related posts but suddenly he heard arose such a clatter, it startled the small time internet critic. It was coming from above.  The Complainer reached for his shotgun and … Continue reading The Santa Clause Trilogy

JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

This is it.  We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

Creed II: The Boxing Event of a Lifetime!

We’re finally at December and hasn’t it been a great year? (While overlooking all the tragic and bad stuff, that is.) But anyway, it’s the Christmas month where everything is all jolly and cheerful and nothing is more cheerful than watching two brick houses punching each other in the face. Creed II came out almost … Continue reading Creed II: The Boxing Event of a Lifetime!

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Boredom

Hey, Goosebumps 2 is still out!  The first one was really boring but I wished I made a review on it. A Star is Born and Bohemian Rhapsody are still out.  Do any of you want another review of either of them?  There is no rule in the official Online Movie Critic Rule Book that … Continue reading Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Boredom