Shorty: Mortal Engines

Mortal Engines is a movie that I was expecting to suck. Surprisingly it doesn’t suck as much as I thought it would. I don’t know why Hollywood does this but it’s always the good movies that have the worst trailers. Especially with this one that gives way too much of the plot away in the trailer … Continue reading Shorty: Mortal Engines

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

October starts off terribly with Marvel’s, I mean Sony’s, Venom. The best way to describe this movie is like when a little baby pushes off a hot bowl of spaghetti onto your very expensive carpet and what are you left with. So if you didn’t know because you once shared the same rock as me … Continue reading Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

‘Kal, my son, when you were a baby on Krypton (your home) was on the verge of being destroyed because our government wouldn’t listen to reason and mined our planet’s core to the  point that the life support was giving out. There are other pointless details but what matters is that you are on Earth … Continue reading Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

The BC Reacts To 2018’s Comic-Con Trailers

Hello Everyone, Blog Complainer here. We're near the end of another month and it's late July so I’ve got to hurry up and release my Netflix Watch-a-Thon or I may not last the night. To be serious it's almost done, just finishing it off is the hard part because I love leaving things unfinished because … Continue reading The BC Reacts To 2018’s Comic-Con Trailers

Ant-Man and The Wasp is the blandest movie so far this year

Blant-Man and The Boresp is the definition of mediocre. I don’t think I’ve seen such a boring safe MCU movie since the first Ant-Man movie. I’m annoyed with you Marvel.  You had a good track record since Civil War. I gave Dr Strange and Black Panther a pass but I’m not going to stand for … Continue reading Ant-Man and The Wasp is the blandest movie so far this year

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Needs To Go Extinct (Spoiler Review)

Do any of you like Dinosaurs?   Did you lose your mind over the original Jurassic Park?   Did you hate the sequels?   But were you excited for Jurassic World?   And wasn’t it underwhelming?   Then what were you expecting from this one! Just saw the 5th Jurassic Park and I think I'm … Continue reading Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Needs To Go Extinct (Spoiler Review)

The End Of The Star Wars Spin-offs (For Now) & Quick Update

Hey everyone, Blog Complainer here. This is new for me talking about news and things happening in the real world. (Because I live in a perfect fantasy land where I think the real world doesn’t exist) This won’t happen often because I honestly don’t care half the time. But only if I think I have … Continue reading The End Of The Star Wars Spin-offs (For Now) & Quick Update

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Movie Review

Here we are at the end of May at last & we have The Young Indiana Jones chronicles. I mean Han Solo the 5th Star Wars Prequel. Sorry this review is a little late I just really wasn’t motivated to see this on day one like most Star Wars Fans. But I always planned on … Continue reading Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Movie Review