Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

It’s about time I reviewed another movie. The last one I did was Glass which was almost a month ago now. I have been to the cinema twice since then, to see Escape Room and Clint Eastwood’s The Mule, but neither of those movies compelled me to write a review. Then today I watched Alita: … Continue reading Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

Shorty: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. Sorry this review is so late but I’ll make it very very quick. Look out, here comes The Blog Complainer's review of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. (Also spoilers.) I approached Sony’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse with a fair degree of scepticism. Firstly, the last movie of theirs that … Continue reading Shorty: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

This is it.  We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

Shorty: Mortal Engines

Mortal Engines is a movie that I was expecting to suck. Surprisingly it doesn’t suck as much as I thought it would. I don’t know why Hollywood does this but it’s always the good movies that have the worst trailers. Especially with this one that gives way too much of the plot away in the trailer … Continue reading Shorty: Mortal Engines

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

October starts off terribly with Marvel’s, I mean Sony’s, Venom. The best way to describe this movie is like when a little baby pushes off a hot bowl of spaghetti onto your very expensive carpet and what are you left with. So if you didn’t know because you once shared the same rock as me … Continue reading Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

‘Kal, my son, when you were a baby on Krypton (your home) was on the verge of being destroyed because our government wouldn’t listen to reason and mined our planet’s core to the  point that the life support was giving out. There are other pointless details but what matters is that you are on Earth … Continue reading Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

The BC Reacts To 2018’s Comic-Con Trailers

Hello Everyone, Blog Complainer here. We're near the end of another month and it's late July so I’ve got to hurry up and release my Netflix Watch-a-Thon or I may not last the night. To be serious it's almost done, just finishing it off is the hard part because I love leaving things unfinished because … Continue reading The BC Reacts To 2018’s Comic-Con Trailers

Ant-Man and The Wasp is the blandest movie so far this year

Blant-Man and The Boresp is the definition of mediocre. I don’t think I’ve seen such a boring safe MCU movie since the first Ant-Man movie. I’m annoyed with you Marvel.  You had a good track record since Civil War. I gave Dr Strange and Black Panther a pass but I’m not going to stand for … Continue reading Ant-Man and The Wasp is the blandest movie so far this year