We’re just going to jump straight into this, so X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the biggest snoozefest of 2019. I was never looking forward to watching this movie, but I couldn't have anticipated how bored I would be while watching it. I saw a trailer for that new Fast and the Furious spin-off and man did … Continue reading X-Men: Dark Phoenix – You Could Do Better.
Black Mirror is one of my favourite TV shows in recent memory. Netflix offers a good variety of shows for binge watching but no show on the platform comes close to the complex and disturbing themes that Black Mirror tackles. (Except maybe BoJack Horseman, but that's a story for another day.) I've always wanted to … Continue reading My Ranking of the First 20 Episodes of Black Mirror
It’s been almost a week now and so it's about time we talked some spoilers. If you have seen Endgame trying to avoid spoilers is like walking across a minefield with a group of school children whilst all wearing clown shoes. Now let's focus fully on the plot. I’m going to start from the beginning … Continue reading Avengers: Endgame: Spoiler Analysis
So, a little indie movie came out today. It is called Avengers: Endgame and is directed by the Russo Brothers. It stars every actor on the entire planet as they all come together to defeat evil. It’ll probably make you laugh, make you cry, make you cheer, maybe make you cringe, but it’ll definitely make … Continue reading Avengers: Endgame – First Impressions (Spoiler Free)
I know I’m late to the party, but I don’t care, I want to do this and I’m going to put forward my thoughts on The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. I remember how excited I was when they announced the first Lego Movie back in 2013 and I remember my friend and I … Continue reading The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part -A Follow-up
About a month ago I received a comment on my All About Me post asking if I was excited for Captain Marvel? I answered with NO but I also said I’d see it anyway because you have to and people want to know my thoughts. Well, I have seen it now and Captain Marvel absolutely … Continue reading Captain Marvel! Read the Review!! Don’t Watch The Movie!!!
It’s about time I reviewed another movie. The last one I did was Glass which was almost a month ago now. I have been to the cinema twice since then, to see Escape Room and Clint Eastwood’s The Mule, but neither of those movies compelled me to write a review. Then today I watched Alita: … Continue reading Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. Sorry this review is so late but I’ll make it very very quick. Look out, here comes The Blog Complainer's review of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. (Also spoilers.) I approached Sony’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse with a fair degree of scepticism. Firstly, the last movie of theirs that … Continue reading Shorty: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
This is it. We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!
Mortal Engines is a movie that I was expecting to suck. Surprisingly it doesn’t suck as much as I thought it would. I don’t know why Hollywood does this but it’s always the good movies that have the worst trailers. Especially with this one that gives way too much of the plot away in the trailer … Continue reading Shorty: Mortal Engines