How to make your movie a box office success!!

I have been on this planet for quite some time now and as a veteran of planet Earth I pay close attention to the box office gross. What's been the biggest movie in the last 10 years? What type of movies have been topping the box-office for the last 10 years? What's been flopping at … Continue reading How to make your movie a box office success!!

The BC’s August Roundup

Hello. Miss me? I'm sorry but I have been flat out this week! You see there have been these movies that have been sitting there this whole week taunting me to take a look at them. So that's why I felt the urge to make this quick post. We’re going to start off with a … Continue reading The BC’s August Roundup

More Robert Rodriguez Kid Movies

Watt's Up! Just over a month I had a look at Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids Trilogy. (Which you should check out if you haven't already.) Now we're moving on to the other 3 kids movies that Rodriguez has made, so let's get started. 2005 was a very special year for cinema with great releases like: Tim … Continue reading More Robert Rodriguez Kid Movies

The BC reacts to Comic-Con 2019

Hello, it's me, The Blog Complainer. Comic-Con, your local friendly Ice-Cream van, came around again and handed out some exciting news and trailers for audiences to gush about until the actual thing comes out and ends up being incredibly disappointing. I did one of these last year and how this works is I will have a … Continue reading The BC reacts to Comic-Con 2019

The Lion King is cancer.

The Lion King came out today and guess what?? I didn’t like it and yes it’s as bad as those other lifeless products. I’m yet to cover the animated classic in my Disneyathon series, but from memory The Lion King was my all-time favourite Disney movie. It’s a tale of a young lion finding his … Continue reading The Lion King is cancer.

Aladdin a very rotten flick!

Aladdin is finally here!  I’m sure you don’t need to hear my thoughts because you’re going to see it anyway as it’s another Disney movie based on a beloved classic.  All I will do is tell you that it’s garbage and a complete abomination on mankind – do not touch this filthy slimy product! I’m … Continue reading Aladdin a very rotten flick!

Hellboy (2019) Rated R for A Rubbish Reboot!!!

It’s been 11 years and Hellboy has finally returned! Except, this time, something is a bit off! In the most recent episode of the Watchlist I talked about the first two Hellboy movies in preparation for this reboot. I’m glad I watched them first because if I didn’t I would’ve been stuffed!!! Hellboy 2019 is … Continue reading Hellboy (2019) Rated R for A Rubbish Reboot!!!

Dumbo is Really Dumb.

The first Disney Live Action remake has arrived! It’s the one you were probably least looking forward too!  With good reason as it totally sucks! About two months ago I reviewed the animated version in my Disneyathon series. I wasn’t overly rapt in it back then but compared to the more recent Disney movies I … Continue reading Dumbo is Really Dumb.

Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Happy New Year everybody! It’s a great time to be alive as we’re at the beginning of a fresh new year and who knows where we could go from here? You know what, this may come out of nowhere, but I think I’m done with The Blog Complainer. I’m retiring. The year is two days … Continue reading Mary Poppins Returns – Never Change

Shorty: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. Sorry this review is so late but I’ll make it very very quick. Look out, here comes The Blog Complainer's review of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. (Also spoilers.) I approached Sony’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse with a fair degree of scepticism. Firstly, the last movie of theirs that … Continue reading Shorty: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse