After two movies about idiot teens being killed by another teen and an off screen monster I wanted to change it up a notch to dumbass adults being killed by a giant CGI snake. I did have another movie planned for this week, but I saw this pop up on Netflix and I do not … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 3: Anaconda
Hello, it's me, The Blog Complainer and I have been busy at the movies. I have watched four movies in four days. I already made a separate review for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie so check it out if you're interested. Right now I'll be giving my thoughts on the other films I saw this … Continue reading Three Movies in One Review
This post is dedicated to actor Robert Forster who played Ed the vacuum repairman. He tragically died on the day El Camino and this review was released. Here is 2019’s most unnecessary movie. Well I guess that’s debatable, but still I don’t think this movie needed to exist. Breaking Bad is one of the best TV shows I … Continue reading Why El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie is not worth your time!
For movie 2 on week 2 we have a movie about cyber-bullying. GONE WRONG! #Horror, (I’m not kidding!) just the title alone should give you a good idea of what the next hour and a half holds. The toxic internet meets a dumb horror movie meets some tweens meets me and you have this review. … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 2: #Horror
Good evening ladies and gents. Welcome to a brand new series that only happens once a year and it's called Horrid Horrors. (Like the title? The real horror was trying to come up with the damn thing.) Each week we will look at one terrible horror movie to dissect how insufferable or entertaining it might … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 1: Satanic
So Joker is finally available to the general public and, you wouldn’t believe it, but I was actually excited to see this movie. Not that I’m never excited to see most superhero movies, it’s just that there is a formula that works and, no matter how many times Marvel changes it slightly, they are all basically … Continue reading Joker was quite a show!
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 11: The Disney Renaissance Disney Renaissance classic number 3 is another hit in my eyes. Welcome to the city of Agrabah, a city filled with colourful Arabic people with American accents. A vibrant city guarded by the apparently skilled, but mostly overweight guards. The most appealing part of … Continue reading The Disneyathon – Part 12: Original Classics
Oh damn it's my 150th post, Didn't see that coming, but anyway enjoy the review. Ad Astra is a new movie that just came out and it’s unique, to say the least. It’s about time, as I was getting a bit tired of watching the same old desperate cash grabs. The plot for this movie is … Continue reading Ad Astra: 2019’s most thought provoking movie!
I don’t often talk about dramas, so let’s discuss a serious topic that’s still relevant and might open up a new perspective on life. Well that’s a bit of a lie as the movie will tackle the heavy subject matter, while I will just critique the movie and give it a rating. Hate Crime is an … Continue reading An Early Review: Hate Crime
I have been on this planet for quite some time now and as a veteran of planet Earth I pay close attention to the box office gross. What's been the biggest movie in the last 10 years? What type of movies have been topping the box-office for the last 10 years? What's been flopping at … Continue reading How to make your movie a box office success!!