Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 7

We’re finally all caught up! If you weren’t a fan of Season 6 like I was, then you have seen nothing yet! How the mighty have fallen. As the show has gotten more popular and marched on further ahead of George R. R. Martin’s fantastic books. The ratings have improved but the writing has seriously … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 7

Hellboy (2019) Rated R for A Rubbish Reboot!!!

It’s been 11 years and Hellboy has finally returned! Except, this time, something is a bit off! In the most recent episode of the Watchlist I talked about the first two Hellboy movies in preparation for this reboot. I’m glad I watched them first because if I didn’t I would’ve been stuffed!!! Hellboy 2019 is … Continue reading Hellboy (2019) Rated R for A Rubbish Reboot!!!

The Watchlist: Episode 3 – Hellboy & John Wick

So Hellboy is back after an 11 years absence. Also John Wick is coming back next month. I have been planning on doing this for awhile as I haven't seen either of these franchises and here is my chance. So how we'll be doing this is I'll look at Hellboy, then John Wick and you … Continue reading The Watchlist: Episode 3 – Hellboy & John Wick

Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 6

He asked again ‘Hello are you still there? I asked you, What are you wearing?’ I’ve never spoken to a God before so the only thing I could answer with is, ‘I’m wearing my couch, your awesomeness’. God cracked out a joyous chuckle. ‘Oh man, you really have lost your mind.’ Huh, That sounds odd … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 6

Dumbo is Really Dumb.

The first Disney Live Action remake has arrived! It’s the one you were probably least looking forward too!  With good reason as it totally sucks! About two months ago I reviewed the animated version in my Disneyathon series. I wasn’t overly rapt in it back then but compared to the more recent Disney movies I … Continue reading Dumbo is Really Dumb.

Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 5

Cold. So very very cold. Greatest Writer in the world’s log 0722018: The hole had to be put on hold because a big blizzard came and my hands instantly turned into ice. Ohhh, I shouldn’t have changed into this stupid Dothraki outfit and I should have ate something before the weather got worst. I’m basically … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 5

Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 4

I have an idea! It may sound a bit ridiculous but just hear me out. So winter lasts for eons or whatever. My plan is to dig a hole in my carpet then smash through the concrete, make the hole large enough to fit my entire body then just cover myself with snow. You’re probably … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 4

Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

It’s about time I reviewed another movie. The last one I did was Glass which was almost a month ago now. I have been to the cinema twice since then, to see Escape Room and Clint Eastwood’s The Mule, but neither of those movies compelled me to write a review. Then today I watched Alita: … Continue reading Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 3

Why is winter so long? I ask this question every day now as both the Song of Ice and Fire novels and their television counterparts fail to explain why winter is so bloody long? It’s getting colder by the minute. I wish I went to grab a bite to eat instead of going to change … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 3

Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

Hey, I know I’m late to the party here, so I’m going to make this quick and say that Aquaman stinks like a large collection of seaweed that has washed up onto the beach. That’s my best analogy for the movie which is basically trash. Well, we’re finally here, DC movie number 6 and, oh … Continue reading Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!