Aladdin is finally here! I’m sure you don’t need to hear my thoughts because you’re going to see it anyway as it’s another Disney movie based on a beloved classic. All I will do is tell you that it’s garbage and a complete abomination on mankind – do not touch this filthy slimy product! I’m … Continue reading Aladdin a very rotten flick!
Pokémon movie number whatever has just come out and the good news is it doesn’t suck. I did have some expectations for this movie as surprisingly, I do have some history with Pokémon. I watched Pokémon: The First Movie a fair amount when I was a kid and I’m quite familiar with the original 151 … Continue reading Shorty: Pokémon Detective Pikachu
It’s been almost a week now and so it's about time we talked some spoilers. If you have seen Endgame trying to avoid spoilers is like walking across a minefield with a group of school children whilst all wearing clown shoes. Now let's focus fully on the plot. I’m going to start from the beginning … Continue reading Avengers: Endgame: Spoiler Analysis
So, a little indie movie came out today. It is called Avengers: Endgame and is directed by the Russo Brothers. It stars every actor on the entire planet as they all come together to defeat evil. It’ll probably make you laugh, make you cry, make you cheer, maybe make you cringe, but it’ll definitely make … Continue reading Avengers: Endgame – First Impressions (Spoiler Free)
We’re finally all caught up! If you weren’t a fan of Season 6 like I was, then you have seen nothing yet! How the mighty have fallen. As the show has gotten more popular and marched on further ahead of George R. R. Martin’s fantastic books. The ratings have improved but the writing has seriously … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 7
It’s been 11 years and Hellboy has finally returned! Except, this time, something is a bit off! In the most recent episode of the Watchlist I talked about the first two Hellboy movies in preparation for this reboot. I’m glad I watched them first because if I didn’t I would’ve been stuffed!!! Hellboy 2019 is … Continue reading Hellboy (2019) Rated R for A Rubbish Reboot!!!
So Hellboy is back after an 11 years absence. Also John Wick is coming back next month. I have been planning on doing this for awhile as I haven't seen either of these franchises and here is my chance. So how we'll be doing this is I'll look at Hellboy, then John Wick and you … Continue reading The Watchlist: Episode 3 – Hellboy & John Wick
He asked again ‘Hello are you still there? I asked you, What are you wearing?’ I’ve never spoken to a God before so the only thing I could answer with is, ‘I’m wearing my couch, your awesomeness’. God cracked out a joyous chuckle. ‘Oh man, you really have lost your mind.’ Huh, That sounds odd … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 6
The first Disney Live Action remake has arrived! It’s the one you were probably least looking forward too! With good reason as it totally sucks! About two months ago I reviewed the animated version in my Disneyathon series. I wasn’t overly rapt in it back then but compared to the more recent Disney movies I … Continue reading Dumbo is Really Dumb.
Cold. So very very cold. Greatest Writer in the world’s log 0722018: The hole had to be put on hold because a big blizzard came and my hands instantly turned into ice. Ohhh, I shouldn’t have changed into this stupid Dothraki outfit and I should have ate something before the weather got worst. I’m basically … Continue reading Winter is Coming: Game of Thrones Season 5