Robin Hood is a Complete Failure!

Here we are in the closing days of November and Christmas is only a month away. So for an early Christmas present I’m going to bash a modern blockbuster because it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, so sit back and relax and enjoy the show. The Tale of Ser Robin: After … Continue reading Robin Hood is a Complete Failure!

Suicide Squad – How to make a terrible modern blockbuster!

Introduction: Welcome to DC movie number 3 and things are only getting better from here. (Are you having a sarcasm overload yet?) Suicide Squad is the first DC movie to not focus on the Justice League. (To some extent.) This movie is supposed to be a first look at some sort of expanded universe where … Continue reading Suicide Squad – How to make a terrible modern blockbuster!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

October starts off terribly with Marvel’s, I mean Sony’s, Venom. The best way to describe this movie is like when a little baby pushes off a hot bowl of spaghetti onto your very expensive carpet and what are you left with. So if you didn’t know because you once shared the same rock as me … Continue reading Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

Bingeing & Complaining: Marvel’s Daredevil Season 1

I’m not sure that many of you remember or were here at the time I did this, but back in late July I asked my followers which TV Superhero universe I should review. Over two months later I’ve finally gotten around to watching what I set out to do. Hooray! Prologue: Welcome to Bingeing & … Continue reading Bingeing & Complaining: Marvel’s Daredevil Season 1

The BC’s Netflix Watch-a-thon: September 2018 (Next Gen, Vampire Academy, Inception)

The BC's Netflix Watch-a-thon: September 2018 (Next Gen, Vampire Academy, Inception)

Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

‘Kal, my son, when you were a baby on Krypton (your home) was on the verge of being destroyed because our government wouldn’t listen to reason and mined our planet’s core to the  point that the life support was giving out. There are other pointless details but what matters is that you are on Earth … Continue reading Man of Steel, How Not To Reboot A Beloved Icon

Johnny English Movies: A Double Whammy!

Does anyone remember spoof movies? Back in the early 2000’s they were pretty big things, we had movies like Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Extreme Movie and Scary Movie 4. Then we come to today and we have movies like Scary Movie 5, The Starving Games, Breaking Wind and many more bargain bin movies … Continue reading Johnny English Movies: A Double Whammy!

The BC’s Netflix Watch-a-thon: July 2018 (Alex Strangelove, The Lone Ranger and Megamind)

Hi, I'm The Blog Complainer and welcome to my living room. I know you can't actually see my living room but just to give you an idea of what my living room looks like here's a random stock photo that definitely looks like my living room. So welcome to my home where I sit down … Continue reading The BC’s Netflix Watch-a-thon: July 2018 (Alex Strangelove, The Lone Ranger and Megamind)