Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

It’s about time I reviewed another movie. The last one I did was Glass which was almost a month ago now. I have been to the cinema twice since then, to see Escape Room and Clint Eastwood’s The Mule, but neither of those movies compelled me to write a review. Then today I watched Alita: … Continue reading Shorty: Alita: Battle Angel – Not Special

How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World – Another Kids Movie

Our first official 2019 movie of the year is an animated movie, hooray! This is the first How to Train Your Dragon movie to have no number in the title and it’s also the first one to have a subtitle in the title. (Great unusual facts BC, now can you get on with it!) This … Continue reading How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World – Another Kids Movie

Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

Hey, I know I’m late to the party here, so I’m going to make this quick and say that Aquaman stinks like a large collection of seaweed that has washed up onto the beach. That’s my best analogy for the movie which is basically trash. Well, we’re finally here, DC movie number 6 and, oh … Continue reading Aquaman Completely Rips Off Every Movie Ever Made!

JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

This is it.  We’re finally here folks. This is the movie we have been waiting patiently for over many years now. It’s the movie that we as fans of these great iconic characters so rightly deserve. This moment that we are currently living is about to change human history for the better and it will … Continue reading JUSTICE LEAGUE IS A JOKE!

Shorty: Mortal Engines

Mortal Engines is a movie that I was expecting to suck. Surprisingly it doesn’t suck as much as I thought it would. I don’t know why Hollywood does this but it’s always the good movies that have the worst trailers. Especially with this one that gives way too much of the plot away in the trailer … Continue reading Shorty: Mortal Engines

Why I didn’t like WONDER WOMAN!!!

Introduction: WONDER WOMAN is a pretty terrible movie. Once again it’s made by hack writers who have realised that audiences appreciate some effort being put into their favourite superhero blockbuster cash grabs. I am grateful for their efforts but although some things are better, some things are alot worse. This is the first standalone DC movie … Continue reading Why I didn’t like WONDER WOMAN!!!

Robin Hood is a Complete Failure!

Here we are in the closing days of November and Christmas is only a month away. So for an early Christmas present I’m going to bash a modern blockbuster because it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, so sit back and relax and enjoy the show. The Tale of Ser Robin: After … Continue reading Robin Hood is a Complete Failure!

Suicide Squad – How to make a terrible modern blockbuster!

Introduction: Welcome to DC movie number 3 and things are only getting better from here. (Are you having a sarcasm overload yet?) Suicide Squad is the first DC movie to not focus on the Justice League. (To some extent.) This movie is supposed to be a first look at some sort of expanded universe where … Continue reading Suicide Squad – How to make a terrible modern blockbuster!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Introduction: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is made by people who still don’t understand what makes Superman great and was made by people who don’t understand what makes Batman and the DC universe so great. I can understand, to some extent, why some people like Man of Steel, but as far as I’m aware … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Is Much Worse Than You Remember!

Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!

October starts off terribly with Marvel’s, I mean Sony’s, Venom. The best way to describe this movie is like when a little baby pushes off a hot bowl of spaghetti onto your very expensive carpet and what are you left with. So if you didn’t know because you once shared the same rock as me … Continue reading Venom is neither bad nor good, but a combination of both!