Our final movie to end off this year of horror badness is probably the worst film I have seen come out of 2019. It’s so bad that I have no idea how I’m going to give my usual positive rating because literally everything is wrong with this film! Firstly, the title is not just misleading, … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Final Week: The Haunting of Sharon Tate
Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 12: Original Classics Wow! These non-Walt Disney animated movies seem to be coming a lot more frequently in this Disneyathon. Also, spoiler alert, it’s not stopping any time soon! (Including one more in this very post!) A Goofy Movie is our first TV movie for this series as … Continue reading The Disneyathon Part 13: Some Unique Films
So last week they released another Disney Live Action remake and only just now did I finally get around to seeing it. Hey, it’s one of those sequel remakes, so it doesn’t really count and it’s current box office gross proves my point. I have not seen the original Maleficent, mainly because I didn’t feel … Continue reading Maleficent: Mistress of Evil may be the best live action remake of this year.
After two movies about idiot teens being killed by another teen and an off screen monster I wanted to change it up a notch to dumbass adults being killed by a giant CGI snake. I did have another movie planned for this week, but I saw this pop up on Netflix and I do not … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 3: Anaconda
Hello, it's me, The Blog Complainer and I have been busy at the movies. I have watched four movies in four days. I already made a separate review for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie so check it out if you're interested. Right now I'll be giving my thoughts on the other films I saw this … Continue reading Three Movies in One Review
This post is dedicated to actor Robert Forster who played Ed the vacuum repairman. He tragically died on the day El Camino and this review was released. Here is 2019’s most unnecessary movie. Well I guess that’s debatable, but still I don’t think this movie needed to exist. Breaking Bad is one of the best TV shows I … Continue reading Why El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie is not worth your time!
For movie 2 on week 2 we have a movie about cyber-bullying. GONE WRONG! #Horror, (I’m not kidding!) just the title alone should give you a good idea of what the next hour and a half holds. The toxic internet meets a dumb horror movie meets some tweens meets me and you have this review. … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 2: #Horror
Good evening ladies and gents. Welcome to a brand new series that only happens once a year and it's called Horrid Horrors. (Like the title? The real horror was trying to come up with the damn thing.) Each week we will look at one terrible horror movie to dissect how insufferable or entertaining it might … Continue reading Horrid Horrors 2019 – Week 1: Satanic
So Joker is finally available to the general public and, you wouldn’t believe it, but I was actually excited to see this movie. Not that I’m never excited to see most superhero movies, it’s just that there is a formula that works and, no matter how many times Marvel changes it slightly, they are all basically … Continue reading Joker was quite a show!